awklicious: i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips
Do you ever just sit in a room and think “Ok so im like the 4th least ugly person in this room I’m doing good so far”
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
encourage: Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
soclair: im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
lotsoffandoms: lotsoffandoms: What happens when you pour h2o into water Absolutely nothing
rneerkat: you know how difficult it is to maneuver your car over computers? well its a very harddrive
hiddles-batched: destielandjohnlock-inthetardis: saywheeeeee: louistheking: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock. #philosophy of the fanfic writers
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD SCREAMING OKAY I’M TOTALLY COOL WITH THIS BUT SCREW IT YAHOO AND HILARIOUS IS MY NEW OTP FUCK CANON
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
jimmyspookyurine: ohitsjustkim: fairgroundsoldier: 01012012: friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate and your grave and eating your next pizza it was happy then it got sad and then it got happy again
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
eracist: I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
t-yger: butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing lmfao
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
biggietoosmalls: if you dont imagine what it’d be like waking up next to Niall and hearing his groggy morning voice and his super thick accent, scooting closer to him so he can wrap his arms around you and kiss your forehead. i don’t know what you’re doing.
hzrry: is it time for ed sheerans new album yet
64kbps: atherys: 64kbps: why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything because we’ll never have relationships of our own ow